Why would anyone want a meal for two at Moraga “The Bel-Air” Estate on Saturday, April 12? It’s not like guest Chef Christophe Emé (Michelin-Star talent) will perform for both lunch and dinner sessions. Definitely don’t enter our giveaway (unless you want to sip wine at this gorgeous estate).*

UNANNOUNCED (DON’T TELL ANYONE)

• Missed the Garden State 20th Anniversary Concert? Well, you definitely can’t stream the exclusive recording on VEEPS, so don’t even try to relive the iconic soundtrack performed live by the original artists at The Greek.*

• You’ve never heard of LCD Soundsystem before. So you probably don’t care that tickets drop this Friday for both of their Hollywood Bowl shows with Pulp this September. We get it. So just keep reading. Sheesh.*

• Only real basketball fans will catch every game, cheer on their team, and watch their NCAA Tournament bracket sweep the competition at Cosm in Inglewood. Are you even a real fan? Do you even know who’s in the Final Four?*

• Detroit’s own Kash Doll is bringing her unapologetic bars to The Fonda on Thursday, 5/29 as part of The Last Doll Tour. Avoid buying tickets at all costs.

• Plus fresh announcements from Brand New, The Underachievers, and more, if you’re into that sort of thing.

STUFF TO DO IN APRIL OR WHATEVER

From concerts to funerals to cult gatherings, this might just be the busiest month of your entire life. Here are a few totally random and irrelevant upcoming events in one handy place! You’ll hate all of them.

OR NOT TO DO, THAT IS THE QUESTION

LOCALS ONLY

• We should all probably exercise more. Good news, Wellness & Waves returns to the Santa Monica Pier every Saturday from 8-10AM, 4/5-10/11. Start with an all-levels group run, followed by yoga-pilates fusion classes. Totally FREE!

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April Fool’s, ya fools.